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Department for Education are ‘lions led by donkeys’
Sources inside the Department for Education have revealed today that Michael Gove is modelling his entire political strategy on “the fuckwitted tactics of WWI British generals”. The claim comes after...
View ArticleGove to be placed in trash compactor to refresh DfE
“Honestly, how do you little oiks expect to get anywhere in the modern business world if you don’t even know when the Battle of Thermopylae was?” Michael Gove denied this morning that he was getting...
View ArticleGove’s new role as blackboard monitor “not a demotion” says PM
Michael was escorted off the premises today, and delivered to his new office, in a broom cupboard in Watford David Cameron’s office insisted today that the reassigment of Michael Gove, from Education...
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